Laura and I dove into the world of Cults because we firmly believe MAGA is one. However, unlike Jim Jones, Trump will absolutely charge his followers for the Kool-Aid. Can you imagine having to Venmo your Supreme Leader for the privilege of participating in his mass suicide? The Bad News: I’m related to a MAGA…
Category: Religion
Will We Get Up?
In 1987 Oral Roberts, a televangelist from Oklahoma told his followers that if he didn’t receive 8 million dollars in donations within 3 months, God was going to “call him home.” Ultimately, 9 million was raised and Roberts lived another twenty-two years. I remember hoping back then Roberts would only receive $7, 999, 999 then…
WWJSATS?
Watch the entire clip from the tweet below and then ask yourself, “What would Jesus say about this shit?” Anyone know how to say, “What the fuck” in Amaraic? My high school boyfriend took me to his Central Assembly of God Church. I had attended services there in middle school during the Bruner Family Faith…
Mea Culpa Time
I planned on blogging again to talk about the cool stuff I’m doing for my MS. Then President Fucking-Feasance took over my brain. So today I’m going to get it all out of my system and move on. Fucking-Feasance? Although I’m not a lawyer, Trump has clearly carried out all three types of failures like…
Tolerating Trump Voters
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not you’re a sinner, the Amazing Bible website has an inventory of 667 biblical sins you can peruse. Spoiler alert: You’re a sinner. But I wouldn’t worry too much about it since Sin #664: Being worried, is one of the sins listed that you’re supposed to avoid. Since EVERYTHING we…