Laura and I dove into the world of Cults because we firmly believe MAGA is one. However, unlike Jim Jones, Trump will absolutely charge his followers for the Kool-Aid. Can you imagine having to Venmo your Supreme Leader for the privilege of participating in his mass suicide? The Bad News: I’m related to a MAGA…
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The Biden Backlash Doesn’t Surprise Me One Bit
I recorded this for my podcast (Episode 3: Democrats are the Worst at Marketing and Messaging) a few weeks ago. It turns out I’m a psychic! For those who would rather read my snarky remarks, here they are for your perusing pleasure. Are you better off than you were four years ago? Hmmm…. I’m not…
WWJSATS?
Watch the entire clip from the tweet below and then ask yourself, “What would Jesus say about this shit?” Anyone know how to say, “What the fuck” in Amaraic? My high school boyfriend took me to his Central Assembly of God Church. I had attended services there in middle school during the Bruner Family Faith…
Time to Marie Kondo Our Country
I was sent a great article yesterday entitled, “Prepare for the Ultimate Gaslighting: You are not crazy, my friends,” written by Julio Vincent Gambuto. He talks about the upcoming marketing extravaganza we survivors will be barraged with post COVID-19. How companies will try to convince us that we’ll need a Coke or a Big Mac,…
Mea Culpa Time
I planned on blogging again to talk about the cool stuff I’m doing for my MS. Then President Fucking-Feasance took over my brain. So today I’m going to get it all out of my system and move on. Fucking-Feasance? Although I’m not a lawyer, Trump has clearly carried out all three types of failures like…
Just Call Me Vinnie Barbarino
I mentioned recently that it’s hard for me to write about whatever I’m not directly experiencing or feeling. I would love to write about the therapies I’m currently benefitting from but I can’t stop thinking about this administration’s response to the coronavirus. Like how in God’s name can someone spread incorrect public health information while…
Has He Finally Hit Rock Bottom?
Are we there yet? I personally thought our Asshole in Chief hit bottom the day he announced his candidacy back in 2015. Perhaps his bottom is coming since he’s officially 2 degrees of separation from the Coronavirus. I sure hope the dude that placed the American flag on the stage isn’t the infected person that…
Truth Cravings
As Anthony Bourdain’s passing dominated the internet, I wondered why this particular celebrity’s death had affected everyone so deeply. I enjoyed Bourdain’s storytelling, either in print form or on TV. He inspired me to eat differently and adopt a more fluid culinary perspective. His suicide caught me by surprise and saddened me very much. As…
America Has Fallen Podcast 