I love doing podcasts because they involve researching, writing, and recording. People can listen while they drive, do chores and exercise, or read the transcript if listening isn’t an option.  

But I hate the editing part of podcasting. As creative as post-production is, I’m limited by technology. Although online DIY podcasting software is very user-friendly, I couldn’t master it. And honestly, I don’t care enough to keep trying.

I really don’t care. Like how Tommy Lee Jones’ character didn’t care that Harrison Ford’s character didn’t kill his wife. That kind of not caring.

Besides, I’m currently figuring out a Neural sleeve and re-mapping my brain while trying to reverse 11 years of disuse atrophy by October so I can visit my kid in Europe and walk everywhere. I don’t have the time, desire, or capacity to add ” Become an expert in online audio production platforms” to my list.

So, let’s test the power of the internet. The Six Degrees of Separation Theory says somebody I know knows somebody I need.

I’m seeking a person who digs post-production work and wants a creative outlet. I would do the front end (research, writing, and recording), and this person would do the back end (editing, publishing, and marketing).

They would be free to do their thing.  

Want to change my voice? Cool. Feel like adding music or sound effects? OK. Need to delete a weird sentence? Awesome. Love graphics and have a great idea for a social media post? Where the hell have you been all my life?

Also, I’m tired of doing this hobby in isolation. I’d love a creative partner to bounce ideas off of. And you should definitely be liberal because listening to me blather on about politics would be horrible for a Republican.

I don’t pay because it’s a hobby. If I ever made money I’d obviously split it with you. But until then – I swap. Here is a list of my limited yet excellent skills to choose from:

SPEECH THERAPY: Help with speech, language, cognitive, voice, or swallowing problems.

SPEECH SERVICES: I can assist you with accent modification, gender-affirming voice services, strengthening an aging voice, or adding an accent to your performing resume.  

PUBLIC / PRIVATE SPEAKING SERVICES: I can help with public speaking fears, work presentations, and vocal hygiene for vocally intense professions. I can also improve your ability to have a confident conversation and communicate with less social anxiety.  

REMOTE ZOOM YOGA: We can do online Chair Yoga, Yoga for Voice, Yoga for Social Anxiety, Modified Yoga for Chronic Conditions or Injuries, Gentle Yoga, or Trauma-Informed Yoga.

I took down the seven episodes I made because of too many audio errors. Thank you so much if you listened to them! If I can find the right person, I plan to re-do and re-publish them before I return to creating new ones.  

If you want the gig – you know where to find me.